 Love Your Tits Review
Intro
One of my buddies tries very hard to pass himself off as a sensitive guy, but sometimes he tries way too hard. He was working hard to hook up with this MILF one night in a bar, and was telling her repeatedly how much he enjoyed being with her. Now, this babe had the tell-tale white spot where her ring was supposed to be, and was wearing a blouse that showed more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a wife-beater. She asked him what he thought her best quality was, and he stammered something about her personality. She looked him dead in the eye, said “I thought you’d say my tits,” and shut him down quick!
The tour of Love Your Tits has a warning at the top: “This Site Contains Women With Unnaturally Large Breasts!!” That’s not quite accurate – the site contains extremely beautiful and insatiably horny women with unnaturally large breasts! Well, okay – I don’t now about the unnaturally part, because they all look just fine to me, and there’s not a whiff of silicone anywhere in sight! You get to see some juicy-jug hotties in heat doing some serious sucking and bumping and grinding on this site, along with access to a number of other exclusive sites and some pretty interesting bonus content too!
Pros
If the sight of Bree Olson doesn’t start Mr. peter stirring in your jockeys you many need a medical exam. She’s got the most marvelous melons you’ll see in a while, and they come as part of a total package that could get the pastor thinking about turning his collar around. He’d turn the damn thing in without a moment’s hesitation if he had a chance at the thirty six minute deep throat demonstration and hardcore sex extravaganza Bree puts on in her Love Your Tits episode. The movie is accompanied by almost three hundred pictures.
Bree is not alone, nor is she the only slut to whom you’d gladly mutter Love Your Tits as you bury your face in between them. There’s brunette babe Natasha Nice, who loves nothing more than to finger herself while you watch before you fuck her from here to Tuesday, making her big boobs bounce with every thrust. Natasha appears in a scene with an equally hot, equally chesty ho named Whitney Stevens, and they share a dick between them. The only thing that could improve those four huge cum covered knockers is if the splooge was yours!
There are sixty five babes on Love Your Tits so far, each with a movie and an image gallery. They add a new scene to the site about every two weeks, and all of this content is exclusively made just for them. As with most memberships, you’ll have access to a number of bonus features. For starters there’s a collection of bonus DVDs in a variety of niches, as well as a collection of three bonus sites and a dozen feeds that cover as many different niches of porn.
The best feature of a Love Your Tits membership – aside from the memorable mammaries, that is – has to be access to the other eight sites in the My XXX Pass network. There are big boob bimbos all over the collection, but you get hardcore from many different categories, including teens, MILFs, anal, blowjobs, facials, and more. When I logged into the site I found seven hundred one episodes spread out among them, but another one appeared when I refreshed the page – they add a scene to one of the sites every day.
The picture galleries here are phenomenal, and some episodes actually have more than one. The images range from big to huge, with large files that ensure they’re very high resolution. Movies can be downloaded into your media player or saved to your hard drive, and can run 20-40 or more minutes. Each film I sampled came in WMV clips of 5-10 minutes each, in a full length MPG version, and in full length low, high, and DVD quality WMV versions.
Cons
I really have no criticism at all over the content on Love Your Tits, although if you’re on dialup those huge pictures will make them a real bitch to check out.
Conclusion
Love Your Tits is a site stuffed full of some of the hottest babes with the choicest racks in the porn business. The scenes play out in fully explicit hardcore glory. They add new material to this site regularly, it’s all exclusively made just for this collection, and technically few sites on the net can match their quality.
Take all that and multiply it by eight – that’s the number of sites you’ll have access to with this membership. The niches change, but some of the same smokin’ sluts appear on several sites. One site is updated every day of the week. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I think you ought to get your happy ass over to Love Your Tits and join it now!
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4 (out of 5)
