 Hard ‘N Dirty Review
Intro
The Interne porn game is a tough business, and everybody with a website is trying to get an edge. That’s why you see so many sites that attempt to present themselves as representing a particular sub-niche of smut. That’s fine as far as it goes, but most of them don’t really have anything in particular that’s special; it’s just good old fashioned hardcore dirty movies.
Hard ‘N Dirty dispenses with pretence: they’ve got movies that are indisputably hard and inarguably dirty. They also have some of the sexiest bitches you’ll ever see on a web page in them, which is a definite plus! They could be pretentious, and justifiably so, about the quality of the movies you get on this site and the other exclusive sites that come with this membership!
Pros
Morgan Moon is the sort of brunette slut who makes wives and girlfriends nervous as a long tailed cat in rocking-chair showroom. She’s all innocent looking, sort of, with a cute face and her long brown hair back in braded pigtails. The innocent look can’t quite hide the aura of sexuality that she couldn’t hide if she tried – and she doesn’t. She sucks a mean cock, cums quickly when a cock drives deep up her pussy, keeps on cumming long and loud when she’s riding a dick, and looks completely grateful when this lucky dick dumps a load on her face!
The worst version of Morgan’s exploits among the four offered on Hard ‘N Dirty is better than the best option available on all but a handful of websites. All of the movies are full length, and come in “low” (not really), high, DVD, and high definition versions. There may be one or two sites with something akin to the DVD quality version you’ll find here, but I don’t know of a site that has anything like the high definition option. You’ll need a high speed connection to attempt them, however; the smallest file size I found was 600MB!
Jana’s just a sexy, with long brown hair, perfect pear-shaped natural titties, and a tight dancer’s body. Her boyfriend starts her up by licking on her nipples and that’s all it takes to get her going – she sucks cock like a vacuum cleaner, and spreads her legs wide to take his cock as deep as it can go. She’s such an energetic fuck that when he’s banging her doggy style it sounds like she’s getting spanked: her ass is grinding back against him every bit as enthusiastically as he’s pile driving it in!
Like all the scenes on Hard ‘N Dirty, Jana and Morgan both have a digital photo set, and they are every bit as good as the high definition videos. The smallest photos I found were 1000 pixels on the long side, with files in the 150KB range. Most are much bigger, and if they’re not print quality they sure are close. The typical set I sampled had around two hundred or more pictures. They open in a new window without a viewer page, and files of this size may cause problems for folks with slower Internet connections.
There are only six videos on Hard ‘N Dirty so far and they don’t really give you an indication of how often or when the site is updated. Don’t worry; if all you got was six movies this review would have been over a long time ago. There is a section of bonus movies with thirty six different niches; there’s over a hundred twenty in the hardcore collection alone. In all, this bonus library has almost thirty four hundred movies, and the only thing that distinguishes them from the movies on the site proper is the absence of the high definition version.
Even better, Hard ‘N Dirty is one of the nine sites in the Exclusive Porn Pass network and you get them all! The other sites are in the tranny, MILFs, titty fucking, teens, lesbians, feet, babes with toys, and double penetration niches. Except for the tranny site’s fifteen moves, all of the rest of them also have six flicks, and they all have accompanying photo galleries. If you’re looking for something not covered by the sites and the bonus movies (not that I can think of what that might be) there’s also thirty four feeds and streaming content sources to view!
Cons
Obviously, it would be nice to know when they updated the various sites here, but you’ll find nothing of consequence to complain about.
Conclusion
Hard ‘n Dirty is just exactly what they advertise: a hardcore movie collection of really hot sluts in really hardcore movies. If they misrepresent themselves in any way it’s in not telling you just how good these movies are. However, to be fair, even if they tried harder you wouldn’t believe them until you laid eyes on them yourself!
In fact, all eight of the exclusive sites that come with this membership are of the same high quality. Frankly, the bonus videos alone would be worth the price of a subscription here, and it would be great if a lot of sites had the quality of the bonus videos in their so-called exclusive collections. I can’t recommend a website any more strongly than I do Hard ‘N Dirty and Exclusive Porn Pass!
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3.8 (out of 5)
