 Erotic Spank Review
Intro
Back when I had a lot fewer years and a lot less money, I lived in a building full of two-room studios, three to a floor. I was on one end, there was a chick in the middle, and a really geeky guy on the other end. Geek had a crush on the chick, which was as sad as it was funny – she was a kinky party girl, and he couldn’t have kept up with her for a minute! Every once in a while I’d hook up for a night of frolic with her. Among her many kinks, she was into being spanked!
One fine night we hit a couple of clubs, retired back to her place, where I was in the middle of administering some discipline to a lovely ass quickly turning red, when there came a pounding on the door. Seems Mr. Geek had mistaken her cries for those of a damsel in distress, and called the friggin’ cops! You should have seen the looks on their faces (and his!) as she calmly dropped her drawers and explained there was no problem – she was just getting an Erotic Spank!
Pros
I think that Erotic Spank has found a very nice little set of very naughty girls that may need some discipline. I guarantee you that almost any guy would be happy to administer it, too. Sweet little asses like the one belonging to sweet little Candy, who failed to bring home some money to her man, just beg for the red marks of a firm hand!
Now, hot young Kimmy is another one. She wants to get down with some luvin’ while her man needs to work, so he gives her what she deserves AND what she wants. He lets her play with her pretty pink pussy while he swats her ass, so she cums to see the error of her ways – and cums all over him at the same time!
There’s plenty of other action on the site – there’s some hot girl-girl spanking scenes, as well as some girls spanking guys (note to self: keep the girlfriend from viewing those!). The movies run from five to ten minutes each, and there are twenty six of them on the site. You get to pick and choose how you want to watch them.
You can stream the action of horny redhead Nina getting an ass-whippin’ for being lazy all day from her girlfriend, or you can download it to your computer. You have the option (using either method) of the entire movie as one file, or shorter, more manageable clips. You can also select your Internet connection speed to make sure you get the best file possible for your system.
Each of the twenty six movies has a photo set, too. There are fifty or more pictures in each set. These are video captures taken directly from the movie, so you won’t miss a swipe of the action. The images are nicely sized (800x600 pixels, file sizes in the 60-70KB range) to load quickly and still give a good view of all the action.
I have to admit that one of the first things I noticed about Erotic Spank when I got into the member’s area is that there are only twenty six movies on the site. Now, I don’t give a hoot how good they are – that’s not really much content for a pay site. All I had to do to stop worrying about it was poke around the site a bit.
Once I did that, it became clear that the movies on the site aren’t a very big part of the content you get with a subscription to Erotic Spank. There links on the site to additional pictures, additional movies, and additional websites. I didn’t find any content specifically spanking related in this collection, but no matter what else you are into – they’ve probably got some!
There are sixty five bonus sites spread out among most categories or niches of porn. Most of these sites have both photos and videos, and many of them are updated weekly. There are forty categories of porn listed on the additional photo database, and each of the ones I checked out had more than a hundred sets from each niche. If you’ve got an appetite for something, as long as it cums in hardcore – you’ll probably find it here!
Cons
Good sites are hard to criticize, so maybe I’m reaching, but some of the picture sets could be edited to eliminate duplicates.
Conclusion
If you enjoy seeing naughty girls (and boys!) get what they deserve, Erotic Spank might just be for you. The chicks on the site are hot, and the action is red-ass real. The site is well organized and one hundred percent user-friendly.
The volume of bonus content available with this membership approaches the spectacular. The quantity is impressive, to be sure, but the truly remarkable thing is the variety and the quality. Erotic Spank gets a fine endorsement from me!
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3.75 (out of 5)
