Daddy I’m A Whore Review
Intro
Back in college I got a job for the summer working for a guy who kept bragging about his daughter. He kept asking if I knew her, since we were going to the same school, and I kept my damned mouth shut. Oh, I knew her all right, but the party girl I knew bore very little resemblance to the studious, virtuous, damn near sainted person he was talking about! Fortunately I ran into her out partying one night before she came in to get money from the old man at the office, and she was so appreciative of the fact that I hadn’t blown her cover that she blew me!
The chicks on the Daddy I’m A Whore are cute enough to pull off the good-girl act, but any Dad not in denial would have to know – hell, he’d have a hard time keeping his friend’s hands off these hot tamales! There are babes of all ethnicities and hair colors on this site, and the scenarios play out in all kinds of hardcore glory both on video and in picture galleries. Also included with your membership is access to a host of bonus sites that cover all kinds of additional hardcore niches!
Pros
Kelly’s daddy knows she’s a model, but I seriously doubt he’s got a clue what kind of modeling she’s doing. She’s got long blonde hair, enormously delicious boobs, and a mouth that seems as if it was designed to encase a cock in its warmth! She sucks this lucky dud quite well, bends over and lets him drive it deep into her doggy style. She climbs on top and rides him reverse cowgirl style, but even when she’s at her nastiest Kelly’s a good girl – she opens her mouth wide to take in all his seed!
That’s one of seventy two scenes you’ll find on Daddy I’m A Whore. Apple Orchards is a brunette babe with marvelous boobs, a pretty face, and the sort of wholesome looks that you just don’t figure to find working in an adult video/toy store. Once you get her alone, however, it doesn’t take long to suspect that she works there to get a discount. She sucks as well as any of the hoes in the videos she pedals, and fucks like a nympho who’s been suffering a cock-drought for months!
Unfortunately it’s been about ten months since they’ve added a new scene to Daddy I’m A Whore. The same cannot be said for all but one of the other dozen websites that come with your membership. Among the niches and categories of smut that you’ll have access to are big tits, asses, MILFs, cumshots, and coeds. They have some totally off-the-wall reality sites – the boss auditioning new talent, a midget gangsta bro, an amputee, and a large collection of suck and fuck flicks that end with a slut brushing her teeth with the cumshot!
Most of these sites are updated weekly, so you’ll find one or two new scenes on the site any day you log in. They have a massive model index that spans the entire collection; a most unscientific survey shows that many of the hoes appear on several of the websites. The upcoming models section of the site is the ultimate tease, and is probably very valuable in keeping members coming back. There is also a collection of bloopers and behind the scenes videos that are interesting, funny, and sometimes erotic!
They offer high and low speed versions of all the movies in the Windows Media Player file format. You can stream them into an on-site player or download and save them to your hard drive. The high speed versions that I looked at on this network ran anywhere from one to two hundred MB or more; the low speed versions were generally in the 30-50 MB range, and the videos I sampled were all full length. Most scenes have a collection of small screen grabs that open on a viewer page right on the site.
Cons
The screen grabs I checked out were quite small (460 pixels on the long side), and it’s a shame that Daddy I’m A Whore hasn’t been updated in quite some time. That said, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this collection.
Conclusion
You’d be willing to do all those things the old man would kill you for to any one of the hoes on Daddy I’m A Whore. A cursory sampling of the movies on this site will tell you that if there’s anything they wouldn’t do, they hide it well. You’ll get to see just how well they do all those nasty things that daddy wouldn’t approve of on some good movies and from acceptable image galleries.
There is an amazing amount of hardcore porn delivered to your desktop with a Daddy I’m A Whore membership, and in fact what’s on the site is a small part of it. Not only do they cover all kinds of categories and insane hardcore reality themes well, they add to eleven of the sites weekly. You’ll get no argument out of me if you’re looking to join Daddy I’m A Whore!
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