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| Home : Blowjobs : Blow Patrol |
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Site Detail |
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Blowjobs |
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Review Date: |
09/22/2007 |
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Reviewed By: |
Steve |
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Price: |
Discount Pricing |
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N/A |
| Monthly: |
$14.95 - 30 Day |
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Popups: |
None |
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Billing: |
CCBill Paycom |
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Multi Access: |
Available - Click Here |
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Content Detail |
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Pictures |
| 2202 High Rez Blow Job Galleries + 7896 Video Cap Galleries |
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Videos |
| 19 Featured Scenes + 765 Video Scenes + 100 Bonus Sites |
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Video Format |
WMV
MPEG, FLASH |
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Info Link: How The Sites Are Rated
"I can’t honesty claim I’d recommend this site were it not for all the bonus content, but when you take it into account you have a package so large that it almost defies description."
The Blow Patrol Review
 Blow Patrol Review
Intro
I used to know a chick that had a lead foot whenever she got behind the wheel of her car. She was a dancer at one of the local titty bars and was always running late to work, and was always getting stopped. I mean, this chick must have been pulled over doing twenty miles over the limit twice a week or more for two years running, and never got a point on her license. Well, at least not until the local police department hired a new officer who was young, handsome, broad shouldered – and as gay as a three dollar bill! Her considerable and renowned back seat blowjobs were useless with him!
The guys on Blow Patrol aren’t cops, but they do play them on a porn site. They manage to find gullible damsels and put them in distress by suggesting that they could end up in serious trouble. Of course, they offer the chicks a way out of their problems and you get to see just how they suck their way out of a jam! Along with the erotica on this site, you’ll have access to quantities of hardcore and fetish smut that are hard to describe, and the collection grows at an equally impressive rate!
Pros
Man, they’re tough down in Florida – the Blow Patrol stopped a cute little Georgia girl for littering and pointed out to her that she could go to jail for that! Needless to say, our cute brunette peach opted for some community service in the form of some mouth to cock action! She started off kind of pissed about the whole thing, but the taste of that hard throbbing piece of meat seemed to get her over it, at least for a while. Oh, it wasn’t the throat full of fake cop real cum that made her get pissed off again, it was the fact that they let her out of “custody” in a parking lot different from where they picked her up!
Hailey is a long haired brunette babe who likes to toke up a little, which worked out to the advantage of the Blow Patrol in a couple ways. First of all, they convinced her they could put her in jail for the pot unless she would take a breath test – and you can guess what the probe was! She gags a bit but keeps on keeping on, finally ending up with a face full of sticky jizz for her penance. Of course, our intrepid fake cops made off with more than a blowjob; the mean mofos made off with the bitch’s doobie and smoked it themselves too!
There are nineteen Featured Series videos on the site with the same reality theme, but in the grand scheme of things those episodes aren’t really a measurable percentage of the hardcore erotica you’ll have access to as a member of Blow Patrol. The numbers alone don’t bring it justice: there are forty categories of porn into which they’ve crammed over eleven thousand movies and over two million pictures. They don’t rest on their laurels, either: they add new material daily, an average of around ten videos and a couple of picture sets!
While the video archives are streaming only, you can also download the Featured Series movies to your hard drive. They give you full length and clip options (seven per movie, which average twenty minutes each), as well as versions optimized for different Internet connection speeds. The image galleries open on a pop-up viewer that has links to the next and previous pictures. They even offer more hardcore, fetish, gay, and lesbian smut in the form of over a hundred bonus feeds!
Cons
Just as there isn’t much to complain about here, there’s not much to get overly excited about either. This is good old fashioned hardcore smut.
Conclusion
Blow Patrol will prove just what you’ve always suspected – a hot looking chick with decent blowjob skills can suck her way out of almost anything. Of course, the cumshot is not the only thing on them. The joke is too, as the cops are just a couple of garden variety pervs. This is one of those “don’t try this at home” situations, but its damned fun to watch!
I can’t honesty claim I’d recommend this site were it not for all the bonus content, but when you take it into account you have a package so large that it almost defies description. The massive and varied content collection grows at an equally unparalleled pace. Recommending a membership in Blow Patrol is no challenge at all!
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