Big Tits Curvy Asses Review
Intro
A chick with big tits is hot, a chick with a fine ass is hot, and a chick that’s got the both of them? Oh, man, cool me off with a fire hose! One of the bars I used to work at had contests every Friday night – wet t-shirt, best booty, the whole bit. There were a couple of times that guys actually offered me more money than I could have made in tips to take my shift, because the pussy pickings were so fine after those drunk babes showed off what they had. That said, the best winner we ever had probably wouldn’t make the Big Tits Curvy Asses Cut.
An eighteen year old with 32G titties is the first thing you’ll see on the tour of Big Tits Curvy Asses, and if she doesn’t send the blood rushing to your crotch you may need to see a doctor! Below that is an ebony slut with 40FF titties, a couple of MILFs with 38Fs and 36HH cups, and that’s just the start – the tour goes on for pages! They promise hardcore movies of all these heavy hooter honeys in action, along with access to an entire network of sites delivering what can only be described as some of the craziest shit you’ll ever see, all of it high quality, all of it updated often!
Pros
When you log into the Big Tits Curvy Ass member’s area the first thing you’ll see are the most recent scene (they add a new one every Saturday) and a preview image of the next scene they’ll upload. The next scene to be added will be a blonde babe named Paris who’s got an amazing set of titties. This week’s addition is a MILF nympho named Nancy. Nancy’s got 38F titties, some of the best oral skills you’ll ever see, and she enjoys riding the rod before guzzling down a hot steamy sperm-shake fresh from the dick!
There are a hundred twenty eight episodes inside the member’s area of Big Tits Curvy Asses, and it’s both a United Nations of massive mammaries and a who’s who of big boob porn stars. There are white babes, black hoes, and Latina sluts just in the first two rows of preview thumbnails. They’ve even got a girl-girl scene featuring two broads. The little chick in this scene has 36G cups; the other slut is packing around 45KKK mixing bowls! You can bet this scene was filmed with a friggin’ wide angle lens!
Every episode on Big Tits Curvy Asses that I sampled has at least one image gallery, and most have two. All sets have a collection of screen captures processed directly off the movies. The majority also have a second gallery made up of higher resolution digital photos. Both have plenty of action in them, although the digital photo collection starts off with some glamour style shots too. They open on a viewer page that has links to the next and previous pictures as well as a slide show function.
You can stream the movies into a media player right on the site, or you can download and save them to your hard drive to watch whenever (and as often) as you like. They offer two different versions of every video, one for low and another for high speed bandwidth internet connections. File sizes for the low speed versions run between one and two hundred MB, while the high speed versions are anywhere from 250MB and up. You’ll find a link to more content featuring the model on the scene page if she has any.
Your membership in Big Tits Curvy Asses gets you access to all thirteen sites in the network to which it belongs. Called the Incredible Pass, they’ve got some of the most gonzo content you’ll ever run across. They’ve got Aram Street Hookers, a midget gansta, a one-legged black dude, chicks who brush their teeth with cum, along with more traditional hardcore like teens, interracial, Latina, and others. The Incredible Pass network is updated daily, with anywhere from one to three sites getting a new scene!
Cons
There’s really nothing to see here, so move along – I have no complaints about this site.
Conclusion
Big Tits Curvy Asses delivers exactly what they promise. They have hot looking babes with some of the most humongous hooters and world class asses you’ll find on or off the web. The videos are decent quality, the picture galleries better than average, and they keep the collection current with regular weekly updates.
The larger Incredible Pass network is huge, and it gets updated daily. There’s a lot of wild hardcore here, including some of the most off the wall sites I’ve ever run into. It should be pretty obvious by now, but if you’re in the market for something just a bit different than the run of the mill porn membership, I don’t think you could do much better than this one!
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