 18 Plus Movie Club Review
Intro
A buddy of mine not known for tact and diplomacy got on a city bus not long ago and found himself to be one of the few males of legal drinking age amongst a crowd of college coeds on their way to a pep rally. He was checking them out left and right and up and down, and apparently not doing it very discretely. After they all got off the bus he heard a male voice from behind him say “Makes you feel old, doesn’t it?” He blurted out, “Hell no, it makes me feel horny as hell!” as he turned around, only to discover the guy was a priest - who got a good laugh out of it!
The inner dirty old man’s bound to come out to play on any guy with testicles once inside the Teen DVD Club member’s area. They’ve got a huge collection here, not of individual movies but of complete DVDs. There’s more coed pussy here than there is in Florida and Texas during spring break – combined! Not only will you enjoy hardcore action of all kinds from the newly legal bimbos on this site, but you’ll have access to an entire network of sites that cover many different categories, with new porn added to the already brimming archives daily!
Pros
It is not true that the I Dig ‘Em In Pigtails DVD series was named after my sex life – although it could be. I don’t know where they found the seven nubile nymphos that appear in the five scenes on this DVD were found, but if anybody knows let me know and I’ll be right there! They’re all fine, and the two scenes that each feature a pair of chicks are smokin’ – but that babe with the long dirty blonde hair who loves to have it pulled as she’s taking a hard cock up the ass from behind standing up is going to appear in my next wet dream!
Actually, that movie now has an honored place on my hard drive – as do many others that I checked out. To describe the collection as large just seems silly – large would be two hundred seventy one movies. Two hundred seventy one DVDs is massive, humongous, bigger than fuck – pick your superlative! The last DVD was added to this collection two days ago; the next one will go up on the site day after tomorrow. I’m not going to have to wait that long for some new porn, however; Teen DVD Club is just one collection, and I’ve got access to twenty!
They span the spectrum of online smut, and include MILFs, ebony, interracial, Asian, Latina, gonzo, lesbian, shemale, internal, squirting, and more. Some DVDs will naturally appear in more than one category but they run a pretty tight ship – seldom will you find a title assigned to a category just on one movie out of three or more. Teen DVD Club is by far the largest archive among them, but there’s no shortage of hardcore here: they have eighteen hundred and thirty three DVDs already, and add a new one to the pile each and every day, seven days a week!
Regardless of your preferences or your internet connection you’re going to enjoy an extremely high quality movie from any of the HD Movie Club sites. The material they offer has all been made by some of the most highly regarded studios and producers in the porn game. All movies are full length, and can be streamed on site or saved to your hard drive. There are high and low quality streaming versions of each movie. Your options for downloading include a high definition WMV, a medium to high quality MPG, and an MP4 for your personal player!
Cons
About the only problem I found here can be paraphrased as “so many movies, so little time.” Seriously, there’s nothing out of order here!
Conclusion
In a category that everybody and his or her mother seems to claim they have a porn site in, few sites stand out. but Teen DVD Club is among them. A guy with a dick long dead could forswear Viagra and get a boner that would cut through steel if offered a chance to bang one of these bimbos, and he’d get all the pussy he could handle – and then some! The movies are awesome, the archive is mammoth, and the site is very easy to use.
The advantages of membership in this site extend far beyond a few cheesy bonus feeds that every other membership site offers – here you get nineteen more membership sites equal in quality if not quite in size. It combines for a huge collection of porn, and they’re not done yet – they add a new DVD every day. If you’re going to join a porn site and it isn’t HD Movie Club and Teen DVD Club, it’s your loss – and you ought to have your head examined!
|
5 (out of 5)
Write a Review!
Refer